Yep we live among all this interesting people.
Sometimes we are them.
IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'
We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change..
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
From Kingman, KS.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
IDIOT SIGHTING
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office.
IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE
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#1
Posted By: Bigg Dawg Wayne The Train Tue. Feb 1, 2011
I LOVE IT!!! The sad thing is we are surrounded by idiots. I was hunting with a very good friend of mine when we came across a horrible sceen. Someone had killed & debreasted 5 turkeys (poachers should all die in a cold wet grave). I said "look at all those dead turkeys", I swear he looked up to the sky & asked "where?" this posting was a great laugh thank you.
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#2
Posted By: Lexie61Tue. Mar 1, 2011
These are jokes that have been going around for years.
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#3
Posted By: AnfamaSun. May 8, 2011
This clearly shows how dumb our white race is getting. This never occurs with negroes.
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#4
Posted By: LolSun. May 29, 2011
shut it nigger lover
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#5
Posted By: NiggerloverWed. Jun 22, 2011
someone say my name?
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#6
Posted By: Harry P.pickleSun. Jul 10, 2011
stupid nigger, , , brung a knife to a gunfight, , , , stupld nigger
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#7
Posted By: SpambotzTue. Nov 1, 2011
I do not agree with this website for the most part.
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#8
Posted By: RodSun. Jan 8, 2012
Retards...
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#9
Posted By: HeadacheFri. Jan 13, 2012
Nothing wrong with a little humor, its good for your health. I would however caution people who don't want to be judged by others to try not to consider themselves superior, science has settled the question about race. Everyone on this spinning rock that walks and talks is a member of the human race, we are separated only by prejudice, intelligence, or income. Aren't there enough problems in your lives without hating someone because they have a better tan?
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#10
Posted By: JealousySat. Jan 14, 2012
you are aware that anyone can fall victim to the "stupid gene" right? like you.
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#11
Posted By: JealousySat. Jan 14, 2012
^ that wasn't directed toward you "headahce" I tottally agree with you. it was directed to the dumbasses up there who said this was probably about niggers
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